What the ... ? Checking my response in time, I tried to comprehend whatever I had just heard. Bracing for getting confounded again, I mustered up enough courage to ask
"I beg your pardon. I got a little lost in the verbiage, Would you be kind enough to repeat that?"
"Hmm. Uhmm. Yeah..What i said was that...umm...by integrating the optimization of the synergies, we can utilize the channelization of the energies"
I gave a dumbfounded look.
"Or maybe...By synergising the integration of the optimization, we can energize the utilization of the channels...or utilize the energies of the channels?"
He looked down hopefully. Registering zero comprehension again, I looked around to see disdainful looks. Fearing public rebuke I chided myself for not having taken that business minor in college seriously. Afterall, this is the Newspeak. Gathering about my wits, I began thinking in this Newspeak. Before long i blurted out -
"But what about internalizing the efficiencies of the new paradigm?"
Silence. Stunned at my loquacity, I managed a grin. Impressed, he said -
" That's a great point. Let's connect on this later, do you have my co-ordinates?"
Sensing something dreadful was to happen, I realized that he meant to discuss this again. Frantically searching for a pen and a paper, to write down whatever I had spewed I realised that it was totally unnecessary. I had the formula, I could always come up with something in this Newspeak.
I had indeed internalized the efficiencies of the new paradigm
"Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounc'd it to you,
trippingly on the tongue; but if you mouth it, as many of our
players do, I had as lief the town-crier spoke my lines." - Hamlet
trippingly on the tongue; but if you mouth it, as many of our
players do, I had as lief the town-crier spoke my lines." - Hamlet
P.S. A Dilbertian rambling
