Dude, where's my car?

Bangalore, they say, has traffic woes. Bah.Traffic, on the contrary is very organised.So organised that you can classify it into different type of drivers:

Type 1 : Ah let me just stop the car and count the number of stars in the sky. What was the count last time -3387?
Type 2 : I got my accident cover today! well how much will it practically cover? lets test it!
Type 3 : What is the maximum degree rotation of my steering wheel. Let me just turn it so that i reach the right end of the road from the left.
Type 4 : What did they teach us in school? Red is for Go right? (The first course i flunked.)
Type 5 : I have played Road Rash half of my active adult life. Want any proof?
Type 6 : Will my bus start automatically by the sonic energy of the honking?umm...
Type 7 : Why is the girl with THAT guy? My bike is better!!
Type 8 : Is that a plane? Is that a bird? No thats Superman!!
Type 9 : Smiling at traffic policemen and breaking rules doesnt amount to bribery does it?
Type 10 : The remaining, scarce, drivers who actually follow the traffic rules! philistines!

Dedicated to the traffic policemen and the unsung heroes of type 10. I most likely resemble Type 1.